a rANDOM GUY JUST WALKED INTO MY HOUSE AND STARTED PLAYING XBOX I’VE NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE I’M JUST IN THE CORNER I DON’T THINK HE EVEN KNOWS I’M HERE?
UPDATE: HE KNOWS I’M HERE HE ASKED WHERE THE REST OF OUR GAMES ARE
I’VE CHALLENGED HIM TO A SINGSTAR BATTLE HE’S GOING DOWN
WOW HE CAN SING
WE’RE BEST FRIENDS NOW
PRETTY SURE THATS NOT WHAT YOURE SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN RANDOM PEOPLE COME INTO YOUR HOUSE
WHAT: A KEVIN TRAN STYLE APOCALYPSE ON THE LEVEL OF THE MISHAPOCALYPSE. YOU CAN USE ANY PICTURE YOU WANT BUT BONUS POINTS IF YOU USE THIS ONE XD:
CHANGE YO PROFILE PIC, MAKE YO EDITS, TERRIFY THE WORLD.
WHEN: DECEMBER 26TH
WHERE: HERE, duh
WHY: BECAUSE THAT MID SEASON FINALE 100% DID NOT HAPPEN.
[sleep-over voice] are you awake
[sleep-over reply voice] yeah
[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH
[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life
[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up
[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us
[serial killer voice] got room for one more
Well that took a turn
Lets be honest, we all saw that coming.
I regret nearly everything I did between the ages of birth and however old I was yesterday.
so this is the upcoming prime minister of norway
you know who that reminds me of?
THE ALIEN IN DOCTOR WHO WHO TRIED TO BECOME PRIME MINISTER IN ENGLAND TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD
Oh yeah what about this? Rob Ford Mayor of Toronto
NO ONE WOULD SUSPECT IT FROM CANADA
The only fandom terrified of overweight politicians.
It is the year 2046. The time has come for the annual Blog Inspection. Armed android wardens begin to arrive at the homes of the country’s prisoners who were once called citizens. A warden knocks on a ramshackle door. It is answered by an old man, bedraggled, starving, weary. The robotic guard’s abdominal display screen flickers to life with the image of a popular post on tumblr. “This has to be on everyone’s blog at least once,” intones the android. Fear enters the man’s eyes. He has not reblogged this post. He shrieks and, with one fell motion, blasts a hole into the android’s head with his laser magnum. Everyone in the neighborhood watches on in horror as the man, calling for liberation, is tackled by dozens of androids. His screams die with the buzz of plasma spears. There is no freedom. This has to be on everyone’s blog at least once. Everyone’s.
are you okay there
E V E R Y O N E
NO CHANCES TAKEN
Remind me not to vote for expert-jumper in any future elections.
The sad thing is there are people in this country who won’t get the joke.
I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard at this. It’s like, BBC pls, the fandom really needs new material already.
*sudden realization that next year is like 3 weeks away*
please stop sending me chain mail, it is 2013 and i have absolutely no need for this magnificently crafted armour
If Rose isn’t actual Rose Tyler at all throughout this episode I will fly into the sun
how’s the sun